Things I yell in public
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE? MY GENITAL WARTS ARE COMING BACK
WHY WON'T ANYONE LOVE ME?!
GODAMNIT GRAHAM I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY BALLS
Can we go to ikea?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHIRT?!
Free abortions by the way
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF ALL THESE GODAMN TEEN PREGNANCIES I'M GONNA SHOVE MY HAND DOWN MY THROAT AND STRANGLE SOMEBODY WITH MY INTESTINES
piff, piff, more piff. did I mention piff
I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND WELCOME TO I'm definitely gonna fail this breathalizer
